April 2012
31 posts
“STOP WASTING TIME ON THE INTERNET! All these tweeters and bloggers and gifs of cats, that’s what’s keeping you from writing! Articles like this! You’re totally wasting daylight here! Stop being so distracted. There’s nothing so very important happening on the internet that won’t be happening next week. Or that you will remember next week. “It’s 11:11 on 11/11/11!!” Good for you. It’s taken me since January to write this article, which I am writing in a few hours finally on a Saturday. Why? Because I’ve been much too busy fucking around on the internet to actually get anything done. Can you believe who the New York Observer named “The Sexiest Nobodies of New York 2012??” I know, neither can I! Don’t worry. The Observer will always have another Top 50 list of unbearable people in the works. If you want to write a novel, no one but yourself is stopping you. In my novel, the character of Tim is in love with the cute lady who works at Marlow & Daughters, who he sees whenever he goes in to buy sausages. What will happen to Tim? We’ll never know! Because I’m too busy writing this. And then looking at cats. And then playing with myself.”
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— Jim Behrle on writing the next great American novel. (via jozenc)
[TRENDWATCH] Spring's sharp shoes...
Pointy heels are making a resurgence, but the dainty, feminine staple is getting a tough upgrade with the introduction of metal tip embellishments:
Solange Knowles in Staurt Weitzman
Me in BebeBLACK at South African Fashion Week. Pic courtesy of A Fashion Friend.
